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DARNIT, I CAN’T AFFORD HER.
My life in a nutshell..
Me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there’s a bigger force controlling us right now?
Me almost falling asleep: I think I’ve solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
Me during the day: How do I spell house?
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| my parents: | don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet |
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| me at 12: | omg do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh |
| me now: | so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something |
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